Three Very Dangerous Things (to a Safety Nerd)

Here are three “very dangerous” things that I bet you never thought of.  It’s a good thing Safety Nerd has.

1.  Cars are very dangerous because they only show a little warning light on the dashboard for when the driver’s seat belt is not on.  There are no warning lights for ALL of the seat belts in the car.

2.  Construction is a very dangerous career because you could get stuck in cement.

3.  Baseball is a very dangerous sport because you are swinging a big piece of wood AND you could get splinters.

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6 thoughts on “Three Very Dangerous Things (to a Safety Nerd)

  1. I have started a list of “very dangerous” aspects of being a horticulturalist:
    1. You might get stung by a bee.

  2. I have started a list of “very dangerous” outcomes of being a hortitculturalist:
    1. You might get stung by a bee.
    2. You might poke yourself with the gardening tools.
    3. You might eat a poison plant by mistake.

    (Don’t show this to Luke. He has to have some future occupation.)

  3. Mom, hahaha. So true, so true.

    Morethananelectrician, Luke is a safety nerd and very strict rule follower. You don’t even know how much I fear that one day he’ll realize that he doesn’t have to follow the rules.

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